A Phone Conversation (As Relayed To Me)

Mom: Your brother looked like hell.

Sister: What? He told you that?

Mom: Yeah.

Sister: When?!?

Mom: On Twitter.

This was shortly after I had learned mom had figured out how to read my Twitter timeline.

Good Things Do Come To Those Who Wait

  • Cousin: We're going to the grocery store, you want anything?
  • Me: .... (thinking)
  • Cousin: Your sister wanted some Orange Crush floats. You want some when we get back?
  • Me: ... (thinking again)
  • Cousin: Ok, well you have to have some. You have no choice.
  • At this point my cousin leaves. And as I type this they are going to the grocery store. That's how I scored some Orange Crush floats tonight. Because I take too long to think before answering, I end up not having a choice. In this case, I just HAVE to indulge myself in some sugary, orange goodness. I'll use it as my study break.

Text Convo With My Sis

  • Sister: Stupid people piss me off
  • Me: Lol why? What happened?
  • Sister: This girl beside me was like yea my flight is only 2 hours
  • Sister: She said we leave at 930 get to la at 1130
  • Sister: Those two hours are gna be the longest ever
  • My sister was sitting in an airport in Minneapolis, MN (two hours ahead of LA) when she heard this other girl talking on the phone.

Overheard Today

  • Cousin 1: What're you doing?
  • Cousin 2: Watching a transgender special on TV.
  • Sometimes the conversations I hear are more interesting than the TV shows I watch. I was with Cousin 2 at the time so I knew what she was watching, but it must've sounded really strange to Cousin 1.