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</description><title>From My Frontal Lobe</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @drjeff)</generator><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/</link><item><title>Why does unhealthy have to look so good? (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46venxTv01qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why does unhealthy have to look so good? (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23253591340</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23253591340</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:49:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOY - crazy day. I want to do nothing today. Instead I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46izvYW3R1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOY - crazy day. I want to do nothing today. Instead I’m in the library today. Finishing one last paper.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23237909047</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23237909047</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 11:21:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This is too cool. Someday I will buy this for a baby.  (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46ik4Eigq1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is too cool. Someday I will buy this for a baby.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23237511197</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23237511197</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 11:12:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Giant teddy bears at Costco! (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44z53kPOU1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Giant teddy bears at Costco! (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23187684029</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23187684029</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:15:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOY: let’s just fast forward about 10 days… (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44op2KiXV1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOY: let’s just fast forward about 10 days… (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23174397237</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23174397237</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:29:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one!"</title><description>“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luvandmemories.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;luvandmemories&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23174251129</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23174251129</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:25:00 -0700</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>quotes</category><category>quote-book</category><category>life</category><category>moving on</category></item><item><title>The map that hangs in the School of Medicine Deans’...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42ndblxHO1qzmufro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The map that hangs in the School of Medicine Deans’ Office. Each senior gets to place a pin with their picture on that map after Match Day so that others can see where they ended up. The map stays up there until Match Day of the following year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23107139745</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23107139745</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 09:05:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah. I really am reflagging elephants…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vxtiMvqr1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeah. I really am reflagging elephants…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23104478682</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23104478682</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 07:49:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Is it weird that this picture has me craving gummy bears? (Taken...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42j7wOQqF1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is it weird that this picture has me craving gummy bears? (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23104079328</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23104079328</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 07:35:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This happened today. Bioterrorism course mandated for all...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41dtgB4R41qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This happened today. Bioterrorism course mandated for all medical students after 9/11.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23068379430</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/23068379430</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 16:41:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Well... 2nd time's a charm? At least the end results are good?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://abangnotawhimper.tumblr.com/post/22986965009/getting-waxed-again-hold-me-taken-with"&gt;Well... 2nd time's a charm? At least the end results are good?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abangnotawhimper.tumblr.com/post/22986965009/getting-waxed-again-hold-me-taken-with" target="_blank"&gt;abangnotawhimper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Getting waxed again. Hold me. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good luck!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22989130470</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22989130470</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 12:49:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>madbabbling:

pandemichaha:

xwidep:

Fractal pancakes and organ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s4ni0LIr1qh9qk0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s4ni0LIr1qh9qk0o5_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madbabbling.tumblr.com/post/22850883801/pandemichaha-xwidep-fractal-pancakes-and" target="_blank"&gt;madbabbling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pandemichaha.tumblr.com/post/22850659481/xwidep-fractal-pancakes-and-organ-pancakes" target="_blank"&gt;pandemichaha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.xwidep.me.uk/post/22850469960/fractal-pancakes-and-organ-pancakes-via-wired" target="_blank"&gt;xwidep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fractal pancakes and organ pancakes!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wired.tumblr.com/post/22780537776/via-wnycradiolab-fractal-pancakes-and-organ" target="_blank"&gt;wired&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wnycradiolab.tumblr.com/post/22745549484/fractal-pancakes-and-organ-pancakes-now-i-know" target="_blank"&gt;wnycradiolab&lt;/a&gt;]:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now I know what’s been missing from my morning routine all these years.  These are from &lt;a href="http://saipancakes.blogspot.com/" title="Saipancakes" target="_blank"&gt;Saipancakes&lt;/a&gt; and if you’re not satisfied with what you see here, don’t worry, they have lots more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…those lungs look extra tasty, don’t they?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2012/05/09/organ-pancakes/" title="Neatorama - Pancakes" target="_blank"&gt;neatorama&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s the tastiest thing we’ve ever seen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m loving all the body part pancakes.  Now I want to make a pancake of my 2 uteruses (uteri?) that once were.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Challenge accepted. I think we’re going to have to have star wars pancakes for breakfast tomorrow. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow. I am not a huge fan of pancakes… but I want some organ pancakes!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22867492438</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22867492438</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:43:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Current Status: Field Amputation Guide</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll be spending Monday doing a bioterrorism course. Apparently it&amp;#8217;s a requirement to graduate. I suppose that is good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They have some materials we are supposed to study before coming on Monday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just downloaded and read a &amp;#8220;Field Amputation Guide.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am NOT a surgeon. I will NOT be a surgeon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope I never find myself in some crisis where someone will think I should be doing a field amputation&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22866052733</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22866052733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:19:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Current Status: Sitting in "senior seminar."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Up on schedule for today&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;
- &amp;#8220;Malpractice and the Doctor-Lawyer Interaction&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;
- &amp;#8220;Investments, Debt, and Taxes&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;
- a Resident panel where 3 residents share some advice about surviving residency. &lt;br/&gt;
- handing out of class mugs&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s now 2 weeks before graduation weekend&amp;#8230;I guess now is as good a time as ever to learn these things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22843348910</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22843348910</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 08:33:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>merfology:

brilliant!

hahahaha</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pxncZ4CM1qez1avo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://merfology.tumblr.com/post/22667240633/brilliant" target="_blank"&gt;merfology&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;brilliant!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hahahaha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22824619224</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22824619224</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 20:48:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as a ticket to the good..."</title><description>“You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as a ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tom Brokaw&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22788957471</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22788957471</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 11:38:00 -0700</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>quotes</category><category>quote-book</category><category>life</category><category>education</category><category>degree</category><category>change</category><category>purpose</category><category>meaning</category><category>success</category><category>tom brokaw</category></item><item><title>kristynibbles:

theanimalblog:

Submitted...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxywzgFSfS1qzya49o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kristynibbles.tumblr.com/post/22729776461/theanimalblog-submitted" target="_blank"&gt;kristynibbles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanimalblog.tumblr.com/post/22723281202/submitted-by-changetheworldwelivein" target="_blank"&gt;theanimalblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted by: &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a href="http://changetheworldwelivein.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;changetheworldwelivein&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SQUEEEEE!!! Lookit how cute!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Giraffe!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22733555507</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22733555507</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 13:58:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I have found the old Flip camera! Funny seeing some old videos....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rpbsG1Cm1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have found the old Flip camera! Funny seeing some old videos. Time to take it out around again, I think… (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22724422883</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22724422883</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 11:14:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Hump Day, tumblr!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rijhYumI1qzmufro1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Hump Day, tumblr!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22718527626</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22718527626</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 08:47:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Watching Person of Interest. So. Hard. To. Focus.  (Taken with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3q3jkijEh1qzmufro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Watching Person of Interest. So. Hard. To. Focus.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22671722491</link><guid>http://tumblr.jeffreymd.com/post/22671722491</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 14:26:08 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

