I don’t like spiders. I used to kill spiders and flush them down the toilet. But then I’d be worried about a massive zombie-spider uprising when all the bugs I killed would crawl out of the toilet and come get me.
I’ve grown up since then. So I’ve changed. I no longer kill spiders like that anymore. The paranoia is still there, though.
Spiders 1, Jeffrey 0.
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