From My Frontal Lobe

  • Archive
  • RSS
  • Ask me anything

Pro Tip: Don’t Joke About Discounts

I dropped off my car today at the family mechanic. I like to refer to this shop as the family mechanic because that’s where we (the family) go.

My maintenance light has been warning me to take it in for a tune-up for a week or so. I realized that is was also more than 10,000 miles since I replaced my tires so I asked him to rotate them too.

Two hours later my mom and I came back to pick up the car and pay the bill. My mom gave the mechanic a hard time because he didn’t call us when the car was done like he said he would.

Then we went to the desk to pay the bill. The receptionist asked the mechanic (in Spanish) how much it would be. The receptionist laughed and told us it would be $40, but that the mechanic said it would be $5 off if we didn’t want a receipt.

I laughed. I thought they were joking.

My mom pulled out her checkbook as the mechanic walked by. She wanted to know what he did. He said he just changed the oil and rotated the tires. He checked the brakes and everything else, and nothing more needed to be done. She nodded and began to write the check.

The receptionist asked if she wanted a receipt. My mom said no, then turned to the mechanic and asked — no, she told him that she’d have $10 off since she wasn’t getting a receipt. 

The guy looks at my mom and ….. AGREED!

This is what happens when you joke around with an Asian mother about discounts. She takes you seriously and doubles her discount.

So I got my oil changed and tires rotated for $30. This is why I go to this mechanic — with my mother, of course. 

    • #family
    • #mom
    • #true story
    • #Asians
  • 1 year ago
  • 13
  • Comments
  • Permalink
  • Share
    Tweet

13 Notes/ Hide

  1. thatchris liked this
  2. luvnlunacy liked this
  3. littlepotatochip liked this
  4. paxochka liked this
  5. terrillific liked this
  6. summersumz said: Can I hire her for my auto dealings? I have a phobia.
  7. summersumz liked this
  8. ananiacal liked this
  9. rangt said: Ahhhh….Asians. :-P Hehe, i’m including Indians in this bargaining that runs in our blood :-P I tell my friends…you want Indian rug, bring me with you for the real price.
  10. crustyjuggler72 liked this
  11. bettiep1 liked this
  12. waxxingqueen liked this
  13. drjeff posted this

Recent comments

Blog comments powered by Disqus
← Previous • Next →

About

Avatar

I make no guarantees that I am being serious. I might be, but most of the time I probably am not.

For my "more" serious side, look elsewhere (preferably at my other blog: JeffreyMD.com).

*Any patient information I write about has been written in a way to protect the patient's privacy according to Federal HIPAA regulations. See here for more on patient privacy.

Email: Click here to email me.

Ping/KIK/Skype: semperjeff

GTalk/HeyTell/Yahoo/AIM: semperjeffrei

Me, Elsewhere

  • @semperjeff on Twitter
  • explorerjw on Youtube
  • semperjeffrei on Flickr
  • semperjeff on Foursquare
  • My Skype Info

Twitter

loading tweets…

  • RSS
  • Random
  • Archive
  • Ask me anything
  • Mobile

Effector Theme by Carlo Franco.

Powered by Tumblr