Hurry up, Jeff
I just came home from our second family Christmas party. Last week we had it with dad’s side of the family. Tonight we got together with mom’s side.
At one point my aunt and mother were calling for all the kids to take a picture together in front of the tree. The youngest was a 2 year old toddler. I was the 27 year old “kid” — the oldest in the bunch.
As they called out for everyone, I didn’t really move from my couch until someone called me out by name. I started slowly getting up and my uncle leaned over and said:
You better hurry up, get married, and have kids if you want these indignities to stop.
I guess everyone thinks I’m slow.
Hurry up, Jeff.
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littleangrygirl said:
Don’t worry, I get the same thing from my relatives and I’m 37!
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