GPOYW
From the wedding I attended this past weekend. I believe this was taken after I failed to catch the garter. Yes, failed. The girls were rooting for me. The one right next to me offered $5 if I could come back with the garter. I told her to make it $20 and I would. She wouldn’t commit to the $20. But when I returned empty-handed, they consoled me by saying that they saw the guy who caught it — the guy standing in front of me — and how he leaped up into the air pushing a few people in the process. “He REALLY wanted it,” they told me.
As if losing out on the garter toss to a 15 year old is something that needs consoling.
Pssh! Bachelor-hood for me!
